Friday, August 18, 2006

Senator Hatch Won't Remember Your Name In The Morning

Senator Orrin Hatch doesn't remember making a certain statement about terrorism. It seems like he's not remembering a lot of things lately. Or maybe he's using the Nancy Workman "I'm incompetent but not in a dangerous way, more like a loveable town drunk sort of way" defense. Senator Hatch makes stuff up because he figures Utahns won't understand what he's saying. If they do, he figures no one will call him on it. If he is called out, then he runs and hides, sending out his people to "clarify", which is a fancy D.C. way of shoring up a lie with an even more blatant lie that is somehow less of a lie because the Senator isn't saying it, he is just hiding behind the skirt of the person he paid to say it. Utah, respect yourselves more than Senator Hatch respects you. Vote for a real man.

2 Comments:

Blogger pramahaphil said...

Bravo, Ethan. My favorite is "using the Nancy Workman "I'm incompetent but not in a dangerous way, more like a loveable town drunk sort of way" defense."

8/19/2006 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous John Marlor said...

I have a reoccurring dream that I ask the Senator to put both hands behind his back and tell me what is there. His reply is always nothing...just proving that the Senator can't find his ass with both hands...how do you expect him to remember what he says?

8/24/2006 02:00:00 PM  

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