Senator Orrin Hatch
Bob Aagard reminded me to hop over to "The Word's Worst Blog" and check up on Senator Senior Moment. I mean Senator Orrin "you'll pry my Senate perks from my cold dead hands" Hatch. Senator Hatch bragged about receiving an award from The Information Technology Industry Council. He waved it in the face of "those bratty intranets kids" as some sort of proof that although he has the high- tech profile of C. Montgomery Burns, he mysteriously guides the future of technology. And we should praise only him.