Thursday, April 13, 2006

Great At Math, Crap At Eating Lunch

Someone at the Utah State Math Office had lunch at their desk and accidentally smeared peanut butter on a couple of zeros. According to the SL Tribune, Governor Huntsman is considering ways to "ensure it doesn't happen again". A super- secret source in Utah government has confirmed this likely means employees at the Utah State Math Office will no longer be eligible to eat lunch. According to the source, "Hey, if these guys were highly paid CEO's in the private sector, they wouldn't have time for lunch anyway. So the geeks should just be grateful they even have a lunch break." The State of Utah is also considering enforcing a currently ignored Homeland Security ban on peanut butter products within 500 feet of any government math personnell. Said a spokesman, "Their work is just too important." No special session on tax. Huntsman says plan's cost is 50% higher than was expected- Deseret News $35M flub kills tax session- SL Tribune


Blogger Reach Upward said...

I felt that income tax reform should have been at the top of the legislative agenda. I was shocked at the number of 'conservative' legislators that relegated this to the lowest of priorities, climbing all over themselves to spend everything except a paltry 7% of the surplus. Now that half of that measly 7% has disappeared, there will be no lowering of income taxes. I'm steamed.

4/13/2006 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous not sarah today either said...

when peanut butter is outlawed, only outlaws will have peanut butter.

4/13/2006 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hell, even the Survivors ate peanut butter last night.. not that I watched or anything.

4/14/2006 07:38:00 AM  

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