Senator Orrin Hatch: Most Boring Campaign Ever
Senator Orrin Hatch has a piece of audio at his campaign website. It's one of those things that loads automatically and scares the crap out of you if you're not paying attention. Anyway, this audio shows Senator Hatch believes campaigns are little more than annoying formalities. Not only does the script offer absolutely no information other than "just trust Senator Hatch", His campaign chose talent that can barely speak english. It's a mind- numbing, stomach churning fiesta of swallowed consonants and dropped vowels. Perhaps the Senator surrounds himself with horrible stereotypical Utah accents to disguise the fact that his East Coast carpet- bagger tongue could never master anything better than a forced, indistinct "general use western".