Thursday, March 16, 2006

Senator Orrin Hatch: Most Boring Campaign Ever

Senator Orrin Hatch has a piece of audio at his campaign website. It's one of those things that loads automatically and scares the crap out of you if you're not paying attention. Anyway, this audio shows Senator Hatch believes campaigns are little more than annoying formalities. Not only does the script offer absolutely no information other than "just trust Senator Hatch", His campaign chose talent that can barely speak english. It's a mind- numbing, stomach churning fiesta of swallowed consonants and dropped vowels. Perhaps the Senator surrounds himself with horrible stereotypical Utah accents to disguise the fact that his East Coast carpet- bagger tongue could never master anything better than a forced, indistinct "general use western".

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

A few things I noticed when I first saw the video:
1. The only shots of Hatch actually in Utah are when he is on the tarmac of the SLC airport with Pres. Bush. The rest show he is a creature of DC.
2. He saws something to the effect that he loves the Constitution, that it's the greatest Constitution in the world. Funny how he shows his love: authoring 20 different proposed amendments and cosponsoring another 44.
3. It seemed like Hatch doesn't watch the Colbert Report by all the flag waving going on.

3/16/2006 12:07:00 PM  
Blogger Reach Upward said...

I think a lot of the good senator's supporters also think that elections are an annoying formality.

3/16/2006 02:53:00 PM  
Blogger County Cartel said...

And it appears he has a viable challenger for convention. The one and only "Mental" Mike Ridgway.

3/17/2006 08:20:00 AM  
Blogger Ethan said...

I didn't realize Senator Hatch had video on the site. My browser only loade up the audio. I had no idea there were pictures as well.

3/17/2006 11:13:00 AM  

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