There's Only One Way To Write Music
This picture was appropriately featured in an article at the National Institute On Drug Abuse. Maybe this picture has something to do with the Senator renaming Salt Lake County "Salty" Lake County. I can just see him blogging franticly at 4am with his office windows open and his shirt off. His necktie is pulled across his forehead, collecting beads of sweat as they tumble off his hairline. The Senator trips the words across his tongue over and over in a dilated daze until he finds "Salty" which makes him laugh till he falls off his chair onto the ground where he stays until 2:30pm. Then when he wakes up, he has all the rhyming couplets to a new patriotic song in his head.