Monday, February 06, 2006

Senator Chris Buttars Exagerrates

Match the two phrases "Senator Buttars wrote his Evolution bill after..." 1. hearing from a few parents whose students had learned they descended from apes 2. hearing from several parents whose students had learned they descended from apes 3. hearing from a lot of parents whose students had learned they descended from apes 4. becoming sick of hearing from parents whose students etc etc. Answer: all of the above Senator Buttars has declared each of the above situations. It's still unclear how many parents contacted Senator Buttars before he wrote the bill. I would say his very first comment most accurately represented reality. Senator Buttars was contacted by "a few parents". Everything else he inflated for rhetorical effect.

3 Comments:

Anonymous JackJack said...

I have a feeling that it was the Ruzika kids parent the Buttars heard from.

2/06/2006 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jackjack doesn't know Ruzika. Stupid comment!!

2/06/2006 02:41:00 PM  
Blogger Reach Upward said...

Hey, maybe we could suggest some more reasons Buttars could use, like:

5. Hearing from parents that have not yet evolved from apes.

6. Hearing from parents whose children smell like apes.

etc.

2/06/2006 04:00:00 PM  

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