Mayor Rocky Anderson
Mayor Rocky Anderson first ran promising to revitalize Main Street. Two terms later, things are worse than they were and the Mayor never talks about it anymore except to periodically kick the Church development in the shins in a weak attempt to feel he is still relevant. Only two things have held his interest as Mayor: 1. The Olympics because it gave him a chance to rub shoulders with important people and travel the world basking in the light of other people's work and looking busy. 2. His environmental initiative: Perhaps because it's his only success since he started, he's been tricking his plan out all over the globe, sending award applications to organizations spanning the four corners of the world. His groupies love to tout the exposure the city gets, but the awards are simply a cheap way to stretch a month's worth of work into a two term legacy. As if the number of trophies would help us forget that he's wasted our time.