"We Are Totally Fighting"
Today's Deseret News includes an article on Utah's public officials and their airport parking perks. Everyone seemed to be happy to talk about it except Mayor Rocky Anderson who declined all comment. That's because he and the newspapers are totally fighting right now. In a memo (City Weekly) borrowed from President Bush and cut and pasted onto Mayor Anderson's letter head, the Mayor railed against irresponsible journalists that don't pay enough attention to all of the good things he's doing. He is especially hard on Brady Snyder, who committed the most egregious and horrifying crime imaginable against Mayor Rocky Anderson. He called a "lounge" a club when it really wasn't a club, it just used "lounge" in its name but they also have a separate "lounge" that is a club but it was the wrong "lounge". GASP! In other news, Mayor Anderson's shiny new microscope was delivered today and Mayor Anderson has apparently already loaded it full of hair. According to a city press release made available to everyone but "you know who" because "they know why", the Mayor plans to use the city's time to split each hair and build tiny, flimsy, microscopic crosses on which to crucify himself.