Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Doug Wright Came To Me In A Dream

It's true. Actually, in my dream I ran into him in a public place. He didn't really seek me out. He told me he wasn't running for Congress and that he decided against it just to spite me and SLCSpin because I had been so sure he'd run. I'm sure he's nice in person, but Doug Wright is just mean in dreams.


Anonymous Justin said...

A man once told me how you can recognize a true Doug Wright if you see one in your dreams. Listen to him speak for 15 minutes, if he talks about Eureka, uses the word "Grundle", or complains about Daylight Saving[s] Time, then it's a true Doug Wright, and there is no need to fear.

12/20/2005 04:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Kevin from PA said...

Don't forget that a 'real' Doug Wright needs to use the word egregious serveral times in the course of a conversation.

12/22/2005 09:42:00 AM  

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