Saturday, September 17, 2005

Senator Hatch Takes Back Everything He Said About Being a Technology Leader

That's not true. But it should be true after the Tribune reported today that photos taken by Senator Hatch's camera phone during the Roberts hearing were not available to the public because neither the Senator nor his staff could figure out how to download them. Senator, call Pete Ashdown. He'll help you out. My only problem with this story is the Tribune headlined it with "Add Shutterbug To Hatch's Portfolio". A better headline would have been "Neither Hatch nor staff understand cell phone". or "Senator has too much seniority to consult instruction manual". or "Senator Hatch: Likes his new electro intranets thingy with the thing for the deal that makes that one noise".

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Twinkle, twinkle, little brownie pan,
How I wonder where you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, brownie pan,
How I wonder where you are!

When the blazing sun is gone,
When he nothing shines upon,
Then you show your little light,
Twinkle, twinkle, all the night.
Twinkle, twinkle, brownie pan,
How I wonder where you are!

Then the traveler in the dark
Thanks you for your tiny spark;
He could not see which way to go,
If you did not twinkle so.
Twinkle, twinkle, little brownie pan,
How I wonder where you are!

9/18/2005 08:03:00 PM  
Blogger Reach Upward said...

A lot of folks in Hatch's generation don't get tech stuff. That's why I have to run constant tech support for my parents' gadgets. Those folks don't see Hatch's lack of tech savvy as an undesirable trait.

Perhaps you should edit for the news. Your headlines are certainly both more accruate and entertaining than the ones written by their current editors.

9/19/2005 08:13:00 AM  

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