Friday, July 22, 2005

Hey, Scott Perry of Salt Lake City: Go to Hell

Every Friday, I do a roundup of public forum letters for KCPW. Each week, there is guaranteed to be at least one moral outrage letter (I took my kids to see a movie and the actors were potty mouths, blah, blah, blah) several topical letters according to news content (Scientology, Karl Rove, etc.) several "George Bush is the real terrorist" letters, and at least one axe grinder subtly (or not so subtly) aimed at Mormons. Here's this week's axe grinder: Just a friendly reminder to all who are compelled to fly our nation's flag on Pioneer Day: 1) Pioneer Day is not a federal holiday, and 2) early on, our pioneer forefathers wanted nothing to do with the United States of America. Thank you for respecting Old Glory. Scott Perry Salt Lake City This letter is so wrong on so many levels.


Anonymous the wonderful wizard of ahhhh yeahhhzzzzz said...

While the spirit of the letter may be asinine and needlessly antagonistic, factually he is correct.
1. Pioneer Day = state holiday, not national
2. Pioneer leaders, including the one Mark Twain dubbed the "Greatest Criminal of the 19th Century" (guess who hint: not ashton kutcher) predicted the fall of the US government, and in some cases preach the very same.

So both you noobs should STFU and WTF and all that other great internet lingo because you've just been punk'd!!!

(punk'd is a registered trademark of dumbfuck productions unlimited, and is used deliberatly without the consent of the dumbfuck who made it popular or that of Bruce Willis's nanny)

7/22/2005 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous spencer said...

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7/22/2005 04:19:00 PM  

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