Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Sandy City Polls On Stadium

According to the Deseret News, Sandy City will poll its citizens to help them move forward in their quest to deny Salt Lake City the Real Salt Lake stadium. Thanks to sources deep within Sandy City government, SLCSPIN has obtained a copy of the poll. Enjoy. Do you like soccer? (choose one of the following three options) Yes No Don't Know Do you like soccer stadiums? (choose one of the following three options) Yes No Don't know Don't you think Sandy is the best place for a stadium? (choose the following option) Yes Isn't Mayor Dolan a wonderful leader and an honest man? (choose the following option) Yes Which of the following options do you think is the best reason for putting a stadium in Sandy? (choose one of the following options) More places to drive Mayor Anderson is a Godless jerk Salt Lake City is too full of liberals Mayor Anderson may be gay Great parking Which of the following options do you think is a reason against building the stadium in Sandy? (choose one of the following options) It may attract too many people from Salt Lake City. It will distract the city from the most important city problems which are people not properly caring for their lawns.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

:) Funny!

6/01/2005 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Spencer said...

agreed

6/01/2005 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous MDB said...

sweet

6/02/2005 07:52:00 AM  
Blogger Reach Upward said...

Excellent wit that aptly describes the situation.

6/02/2005 10:25:00 AM  
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