Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Sandy City- A Little Slice of Heaven

Sandy City, home of backstabbing mayors, is conducting a poll asking residents what they feel is the biggest problem in Sandy. There was a category for "inoperable vehicles", "weeds", and "don't know", but there is no category for "crime", "absence of public transportation", "teenage drug use", "adult prescription drug abuse", "too many strip malls", "or stupid ideas to wreck RSL". The runaway winner by a long shot is "junk". So, the biggest problem in Sandy is junk. The second biggest problem is "poorly maintained front yards/fences". Nothing like fixing problems by pretending they don't exist. But it was in the comment section that we really get to peek into the lives of Sandy's citizens. Here are a few: "The biggest problem in my neighborhood is that big brother is getting a little too close at peeking into my private life." "I hate you." "The most serious problem is supersized Don Pott and Tom Dolan causing a Big-Mac shortage at McDonalds." "We need a liquor store on the east side." "Dog owners who let their animals s**t on my yard and then leave it." Pack yer bags, Doris. We're movin' to Sandy!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are you talking about? There IS no crime or drug abuse in Sandy!! In fact, I'm pretty sure that if Sandy cleaned up all their junk, they would ascend into heaven, and join the City of Enoch.

Come on dude, why do you think they call it Sandy? Maybe because the majority of the time, they have their heads buried in the SAND!

5/18/2005 02:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah...I can't say that Sandy really is a hotbed for crime and drug abuse, certainly not to the extent of the hooligans in West Valley...But that's life in the South end of the county...check out the defensiveness of South Jordan and the Jordan River/Tree fiasco...South Jordan City comes off as defensive and distanced regarding its attitudes towards the environment...don't people in the public eye understand its the cover up or 'spin' that is ultimatly worse than the mistake? Just own up to it.

5/19/2005 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whether the piece of SH*& city gets lifted to Heaven or thrust down to Hell I don't care. As long as all the snobby too good for anyone else 'Jones' go with it.


5/19/2005 09:44:00 AM  

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