Sandy City- A Little Slice of Heaven
Sandy City, home of backstabbing mayors, is conducting a poll asking residents what they feel is the biggest problem in Sandy. There was a category for "inoperable vehicles", "weeds", and "don't know", but there is no category for "crime", "absence of public transportation", "teenage drug use", "adult prescription drug abuse", "too many strip malls", "or stupid ideas to wreck RSL". The runaway winner by a long shot is "junk". So, the biggest problem in Sandy is junk. The second biggest problem is "poorly maintained front yards/fences". Nothing like fixing problems by pretending they don't exist. But it was in the comment section that we really get to peek into the lives of Sandy's citizens. Here are a few: "The biggest problem in my neighborhood is that big brother is getting a little too close at peeking into my private life." "I hate you." "The most serious problem is supersized Don Pott and Tom Dolan causing a Big-Mac shortage at McDonalds." "We need a liquor store on the east side." "Dog owners who let their animals s**t on my yard and then leave it." Pack yer bags, Doris. We're movin' to Sandy!