Great One LIners
Some great one- liners from letters written to today's papers. There will not be any rock 'n' roll jiving in the [Papal] sanctuary.- Tribune Mr. Colby [president of UTA's board] lives on another planet.- Tribune There was a serpent in the LDS plaza deal. Luckily, she has been replaced with Rocky Anderson.- Deseret News I'm probably still laughing at her ensemble of tight pants, an unflattering blouse buttoned neck high and overly teased hair exploding shoulder length and width.- Deseret News Cold Stone Creamery is an ice cream store. It’s not the Celestial Kingdom.- City Weekly The most surreal letter was from Nadia Kulikova to the Tribune. She defended the actions of the Soviet Red Army during WWII (murder, torture, rape, looting, rape, torture, rape, murder, rape, more rape, more looting, mass killings, rape, subjugating millions under illegitimate governments, assasinations, purgings, false imprisonment, torture, rape, murder) with the explanation that they had spent so much time in foxholes. She did also bring up the revenge factor, (Germans killed Russians so Russians killed Germans), but anyone comfortable in going tit for tat in East Europe and placing blame needs to brush up their history.